Okay, I confess. I get a kick out of watching Maury, in particular the paternity shows. Sure makes the time pass quickly while I'm on the treadmill. So on todays episode, we have Tory and Vanessa (I think those are the names) who have been together for eight years. They have 5 kids, ages 11 months, 2 yrs, 3yrs, 4yrs, and 5yrs old. They are all cute as a button. Story goes, some guy came to the house and told Tory that 2 of the kids belonged to him. So Tory got to wondering if any of the kids were his. He starts thinking that they don't really look like him. Vanessa just flips. She says, "I've been pregnant for six years! All five of those kids look alike! They could be QUADTRIPLETS!"
Well, the results are in. Tory, you are the father, you are the father, you are the father, you are the father, you are the father.
And they all lived happily ever after.